1. beelzebrox:

    My boss wanted to see my tattoo (the anti-possession one) today and he was like “What possessed you to get that?!” and I just


    (via tattooed-disappointment)

  2. enlargers:

    "can i ask you something?" my immediate reply says “go for it" but my mind has already gone through the seven stages of grief

    (via tattooed-disappointment)

  3. hbunot:

    how would you even start sex like kiss kiss oh ok look im inside you

    (Source: hbunot, via mermaidbooty)

  4. the worse place for wifi is on the toilet on the main floor’a bathroom I swear to god

  5. monobeartheater:


    a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

    what the fuck

    (via pray-for-pills)

  6. herpowerisherown:

  7. 5weetsorrow:

The River, Parkway Drive

Sad/Bands/B&W blog
  8. tentarude:



    I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

    why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook


    (Source: sorry, via iwillmindfuckyou)

  9. beartier:

    lava really pisses me off cuz like

    i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and


    i want to dip my hands in it

    (via iwillmindfuckyou)